OVER THE TOP
Living in a generally chaotic universe, the average being tends to expect the unexpected after a while. However, some things not even chaos theory can explain. And when things in this world get a little too hectic for their own good, a little too big for their breeches, they get OVER THE TOP. This can be good or bad, and it is often hard to tell the difference between the two. You yourself have probably been over the top at several points in your life. Why not try being over the top sometime? It's fun and not illegal yet. While the definition of what constitutes being over the top varies depending on who you ask, there are certain things which are undeniably OVER THE TOP. Here's a short compilation to help you determine what is and isn't.
Mall security guards
Old men in orange Speedos
Big sweaty guys who drum
Anything with the legend "No Fat Chicks"
Women who look like Gene Simmons
Thrift store T-shirts
Autobiographies by athletes
American cartoons translated into Gaelic
Strippers named 'Jiggles'
Gratuitously obscene Mad-Libs
Poems by dejected 16 year olds
Anyone over 5 wearing a diaper
The metric system
The House Ways & Means Committee
Over The Top, the movie
Surly Italian girls who work in pizzerias
Million dollar giveaways
Unnecessary apostrophes added to plural words
And last but far from least:
EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE ASSOCIATED WITH
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