Living in a generally chaotic universe, the average being tends to expect the unexpected after a while. However, some things not even chaos theory can explain. And when things in this world get a little too hectic for their own good, a little too big for their breeches, they get OVER THE TOP. This can be good or bad, and it is often hard to tell the difference between the two. You yourself have probably been over the top at several points in your life. Why not try being over the top sometime? It's fun and not illegal yet. While the definition of what constitutes being over the top varies depending on who you ask, there are certain things which are undeniably OVER THE TOP. Here's a short compilation to help you determine what is and isn't.

The WWF

Mall security guards

Old men in orange Speedos

Big sweaty guys who drum

Puppet shows

Anything with the legend "No Fat Chicks"

Women who look like Gene Simmons

Richard Simmons

Thrift store T-shirts

Autobiographies by athletes

American cartoons translated into Gaelic

Strippers named 'Jiggles'

John Goodman

Gratuitously obscene Mad-Libs

Poems by dejected 16 year olds

Waltzing dogs

Anyone over 5 wearing a diaper

The metric system

The House Ways & Means Committee

Over The Top, the movie

Evil

Surly Italian girls who work in pizzerias

Harpo Marx

Million dollar giveaways

Steve Freeman

Up-talking

Unnecessary apostrophes added to plural words

And last but far from least: